/*
  
TOP SECRET Microsoft(c) Code
Project:          Chicago(tm)
  
Projected release-date:
Summer 1994^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^HSpring 1995 
 
*/ 
 
#include  
#include  
#include  
#include "win31.h" 
#include "evenmore.h" 
#include "oldstuff.h" 
#include "billrulz.h" 
 
/* 
  Reference: 
  Internal memo #99281-95 
  from: William H. Gates III 
  to: Executive managers Chicago(tm)-project 
 
  William H. Gates III wrote: 
  "I have serious doubts about the 'EASY' installation-definition. 
   It might prevent customers to think that they actually bought 
   something _good_. Therefore I want the installation-definition 
   to be 'HARD'. 
 
   Carry on, 
   God^H^H^HBill 
 
  " 
*/ 
#define INSTALL = HARD 
 
void main() 
{ 
 
     while(!CRASHED) 
     { 
 
          display_copyright_message(); 
          display_bill_rules_message(); 
          do_nothing_loop(); 
          if(first_time_installation) 
          { 
 
               make_50_megabyte_swapfile(); 
               do_nothing_loop(); 
               totally_screw_up_HPFS_file_system(); 
               search_and_destroy_the_rest_of_OS/2(); 
               hang_system(); 
 
          } 
          write_something(anything); 
          display_copyright_message(); 
          do_nothing_loop(); 
          do_some_stuff(); 
          if(still_not_crashed) 
          { 
 
               display_copyright_message(); 
               do_nothing_loop(); 
               basically_run_windows_3.1(); 
               do_nothing_loop(); 
               do_nothing_loop(); 
 
          } 
 
     } 
 
/* 
  Reference: 
  Internal memo #99683-95 
  from: Executive managers Chicago(tm)-project 
  to: William H. Gates III 
 
  Executive managers Chicago(tm)-project wrote: 
  "Dear Sir,Since we have found that this last piece of code within 
  the 'if'-statement will never execute, we descided NOT to include 
  it in the final code. This way we will save tleast another 5 
  megabytes of consumer-diskspace! 
 
  Thank you for listening to us, 
  the executive managers of the Chicago(tm)-project 
 
  " 
*/ 
/* 
 
     if(still_not_crashed) 
     { 
 
          write_cheer(); 
          finished(); 
 
     } 
 
*/ 
 
     create_general_protection_fault(); 
 
}